i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this
reasons why i love living in boston
A makeout session would be great right about now
- me: (thinks something mean)
- me: dont be fucking rude
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"